--Go during the week of Christmas day/New Year's Eve.
--Stay OFF Disney property and get an expensive rental car for transportation.
--Sleep in and show up hours after park opening and after the capacity has been reached.
--Don't make any meal reservations. Show up to Cinderella's royal table during peak meal times and b*tch about not being able to get a table.
--Don't bother saving yourself a place to watch the parade prior to the parade beginning. Fully expect that those who have been waiting on Main Street U.S.A. for 40 minutes in the hot sun will be perfectly fine with your attempts to butt-claim the space you're entitled to between them and their families.
--Don't wash your hands for the entire trip. Disney is the biggest tourist destination in the world and offers every strand of virus beyond your wildest dreams. Surely your immune system can defeat the world's most diverse petri dish.
--Don't bother with fast passes. Complain loudly for the entire 90 minute wait.
--Use as much flash photography as possible on all of the animatronic rides so everyone else's experience will be ruined also.
-get sick just before you go (have some personal experience with this lol)
-get to the parks well after they open
-don't make table service restaurant dining reservations
-wear FLIP FLOPS
-don't bring a watch
-go during xmas/new years!!!
-don't pick up a park map/daily schedule when you walk in
-don't have a plan of attack (i just LOVE it when i see families arguing about what ride to do first and wasting time)
-don't go on tomorrowland transit authority peoplemover or carousel of progress or ellen's universe of energy to take a break from all the hustle and bustle.
-leave disney world property to eat lunch and dinner
-only eat a snack while at the parks (unfortunately i have personal experience for this one as well. i nearly fainted but it was too late to get a meal so i sucked it up and went on the last ride of the night and made it through)
-go to the least popular parts of the parks first
-try to get fastpasses starting in the afternoon
-don't use sunscreen
-bring a huge tote bag with a short handle and that doesn't have a zipper closure.
-go shopping first thing when you get to the parks
i'm sure i could think of a few more lol.
**edit**
"alidawn" i LOVED yours lol :)How can I have a horrible Disney Vacation?
-Buy cheap tickets from Craigslist or eBay.
-Stay in a cheap off-site hotel with a free shuttle to Disney World.
-Wear brand-new shoes to the parks... A pair that you have never worn before.
-Use SPF 10 sunscreen.
-Get a park hopper ticket and go to all four parks in one day.
-Go to a table-service restaurant as a walk-up (no reservation).
-Ask a cast member for directions to Disney's new Harry Potter park.
going during Christmas break when you can not move in the parks
Or in the summer, when the parks are so crowded you can not move
Off season is betterHow can I have a horrible Disney Vacation?
Bring the kids
dont get a fast pass (you will be in lines for the entire day)
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